Breaking: Lando Calrissian Marries Darth Vader’s Lost Daughter

In a story that has flashed across the known universe, Luke and Leia travel to Cloud City to meet their half-sister.

Lando Calrissian, on the left, has tied the knot. Next to him is renowned smuggler, Han Solo. Fair use.

Two days ago, the Universal Reporter scooped its arch rival, The Holodecker, to break the story, that the late Darth Vader had an illegitimate daughter, Francine…




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Tessa Schlesinger

Tessa Schlesinger

Author writing fiction. Loves photography, beauty, decor, dancing, travel, & secular ethics. Born and bred in Africa.

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