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How a North Carolina Congress Member is Protecting America
To pee, or not to pee? That is the question
In the interest of full disclosure, I once worked at a place where we had a common bathroom. Men and women dropped their drawers with nothing but a one-inch bathroom stall between them. They washed their hands in the same sinks and used the same towel dispenser. And, if that wasn’t enough there was a tampon dispenser RIGHT IN THE ROOM!
How I survived is beyond me.
Governing is hard. Especially in these difficult times. War in Ukraine. China threatens Taiwan. War in Gaza. Syria has fallen. Iraq is out of favor in the Middle East. The list of global conflicts is endless.
And, all the while we’re recovering from the worst inflation ever. Soaring gas prices. Deep state dangers, the rich needing higher tax cuts (just to be able to afford their estates), shutting down the education department, tariffs, hurricanes in the south, and FEMA is out of money. Oh and don’t forget, Communists everywhere.
What’s a member of Congress to do?
Fortunately, we have the Honorable Nancy Mace, a Republican House member from North Carolina’s 1st Congressional District making sure we’re all protected.
