Alito is His Own Judge and Jury and Don’t Dare Question Him

Alito: “Can’t Tell My Wife What To Do”… Uhhh, the Irony

He grants his wife flag-waving autonomy but is okay with taking away bodily autonomy from all women in America?

Fay Wylde
Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs
6 min readMay 30, 2024

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“Xena and Gabrielle Smash the Patriarchy” presented by Mermaid Productions at Theatre in the Round as part of the 2019 Minnesota Fringe Festival, WikiCommons

Where to begin? The New York Times has a juicy tell-all gossip piece about what really went down in that neighborhood flag/sign throwdown between Martha-Ann Alito and an over-exuberant liberal neighbor. It includes a call to the police as well as an alleged spitting incident — the spitter not whom you would assume. It is like Jerry Springer meets Stepford Wives.

Then there is the letter Alito has written to Congress, thumbing his nose and saying hell no, he ain’t gonna recuse himself from any Trump and Jan 6th cases.

He tells Congress it was all his wife’s fault… and he told her to take the flag down and she didn’t… and he can’t tell her what to do… and she is half-owner of their home and full owner of the beach property… blah, blah, blah.

Should I get angry? Should I laugh? Should I laugh angrily?

Never mind a “F*** Trump” sign. I need a sign that says — as my Aussie friend would put it — “F*** me!”

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Fay Wylde
Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs

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