Almost Bangable
The conceivable mindset of Donald Trump
With the news that Matt Gaetz, a completely unqualified nominee for Attorney General, dropped out of the running whereupon Trump quickly subbed in Pat Bondi, his impeachment lawyer, I have to wonder exactly what goes through the mind of the prez-to-be when he chooses cabinet members. And I’ve come to the conclusion that he simply doesn’t spend a lot of time considering who the best person would be.
In the case of Matt Gaetz, I picture Trump sitting on his plane with Matt by his side (which he actually was when Trump decided to nominate Gaetz) comparing and sharing sexual conquests. Not a stretch given that while actually on the floor of the House of Representatives, Matt allegedly showed nude photos of women he’d seduced to other members of Congress. As for Donald and his dating life and penchant for indiscretion? Even less of a stretch.
As they enjoyed each other’s company, I figure that Trump thought to himself, “Hey! Why not make Matt Attorney General? He’s a lawyer, right?” as if passing the bar is the only prerequisite for assuming the lofty position as the number one lawyer in the USA.
Newsflash for Herr Drumpf: The USA has 1,330,000 active lawyers, most of whom I’d bet are more qualified to be Attorney General than your shameless lackey. How many would be crass enough…
