Another Day At School in Joe Biden’s America
Being a teacher at the beginning of a new school year is always tough — we have to learn the kids’ names, make them interested in school again, and get back into the swing of things. But this year is especially difficult since we educators are trying to keep up with all of the mandates from the teachers’ unions and the Biden Administration. And let me tell you, it’s hard to keep track of all of the new things we have to do!
7:30 AM: I started off the day bright and early in the boys’ bathroom, stocking it with boxes of tampons. This is a new faculty duty this year after “Tampon Tim” Walz decided that we had to fill the boys’ room with feminine hygiene products. And, jeez, do those boys go through tampons quickly! Once you get young men hooked on tampons, there’s no going back. They love the darn things! There’s a surprise bonus, too — the mere presence of tampons around the boys helps to lower their testosterone, which is definitely something we should be obsessing about.
8:00 AM: I headed down to what we used to call the library, but now refer to as the Indoctrination Room. The school librarian’s job has gotten simpler since we eliminated the Dewey Decimal System because it was an artifact of imperialism. The library used to be a confusing mess, with sections like Biography, Science Fiction, History, and Mystery. Now there are just three…
