Billionaire, Billionaire, What Do You Steal?

A children’s parody of how society now functions

J.J. Pryor
Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs

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Cover of the book, Billionaire, Billionaire, What Do You Steal?
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Question:

How do you spend three years and hundreds of hours trying to make fun of billionaires?

Answer:

By painstakingly crafting a parody of Eric Carle’s classic children’s book, Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See? down to every last excruciating detail.

And that’s how we ended up with my second book!

The best part?

(Or worst, depending on the audience.)

Here it is in all of it’s mediocre glory!

But first, a fine selection of esteemed reviews:

“Perfect for anyone who’s ever aspired to create something painstakingly average.” — The New York Multiplies

“The literary equivalent of a participation trophy.” — Puffin Occasional Igloo

“So they spent years on this? Hope the day job’s going well.” — Badreads

“The illustrations: stunning. The humor: pending.” — One of the authors

“Breathtaking, if you’re asthmatic.” — Unknown

Billionaire, Billionaire, What Do You Steal?

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J.J. Pryor
Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs

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