Captain Bone Spurs’ Incredible Hypocrisy
The biggest gaslighter in the history of the world
Allow me to co-opt the uber-hyperbolic style of our esteemed ex-president, Donald Trump. He is a huge hypocrite — the hugest in the history of the world. We’ve never seen anything like it.
It started for me when Trump demanded that NATO countries pay their fair share into the alliance. The USA is footing most of the bill and he’s not having it. Deadbeat countries aren’t to his liking.
I happen to agree with Trump on this issue. My problem is that he’s the last guy to call anybody or anything a deadbeat because (co-opting his rhetorical style again), Donald Trump is a huge deadbeat. The hugest in the history of the world. There’s never been a bigger deadbeat than Donald Trump.
How many people and businesses has Donald Trump fucked for money? How many times has he gone bankrupt and stiffed creditors? There just might be fewer cells in my body! And this is the man who calls out people who stiff their partners.
I mention this today because once again, Trump has boggled my mind with another incredibly hypocritical moment. It’s long been a trope of those who fight wars on the front lines directed at those who sit behind desks in fancy buildings sending soldiers into the line of fire: It’s one…
