Different Types Of Techies You Are Sure To Meet
Techies dey this world men!
What’s up, people?
Today we are going to look at the different types of techies we are sure to meet and may have had the pleasure of already meeting. From the masters to the guardians of the gates. We all know them.
Let’s get right into it and say hello to our favorite TechStars.
- The Odogwus (The Big Boys)
God, I don’t want to be a mechanic, I want to be a baller.
Na them dey run this town. From the brain to the bags. They are the top dogs in the field and they know it. They are the sensei and we are the humble students. They are ready to dispense knowledge and also show you their ways. You should follow them and you will definitely see changes and growth.
2. The Fraudsters
These ones took stealing like an artist to a whole new level.
They would take everything from you. Your work, your portfolio. They can even steal your name if possible (some actually do). They would even add experiences that they don’t have. Don’t let anyone pressure you cause online you will never know which one is real and which is eye service.
3. The Influencers
They are the Kim Kardashian of the tech world.
They bring the latest news and alerts for your consumption. They are there to provide information for you and may or may not be masters in their field.
But hey, they sure are helping, ain’t they?
4. The Money Driven
Talmbout I’m here for the passion. Will you keep quiet?
We all know why you are in this field and there is no need to hide it. Na the money be your main driving force but when they ask you for an interview, na you go talk “I am passionate about building experiences for users and making your company grow”.
Emeka, are you sure it is your passion or should we face front?
5. The Enthusiasts
They are ready to do the time. They are passion-driven
They enjoy doing what they do for the fun of it and are ready to build life-changing experiences. But don’t be deceived, oh. Who no like money too?
6. The GateKeepers
Even the Guardians Of The Galaxy no do pass these ones
They are ready to drop hot takes and revisit outdated topics just so you can feel their false relevance (Psstttt… They say make I no tell you sha but they want to be like our Kim K). They are prepared to make you feel like you are never ready to enter the tech world and always ready to clash the different tech sec together. If you look at their portfolio now ehn… Make I sha no talk
Oga abeg shift, make we pass.
7. The Rushers
Zukwanuike. Rest in the mighty name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Rest!
These ones are ready to consume all the content in one day. Even beans no fit done in 20 minutes, so how do you want to become an experienced techie in a week?
Brethren, please breathe.
8. The Motivational Speakers
Hush. No dey pressure us
Na because of them, na why rushers wan kill themselves. Awon set “I got into tech last week. No experience, no connections, no laptop, no access to the internet and landed a million-dollar gig. Just by breathing”
Aunty Suliat, why are you lying na?
Which of our famous TechStars have you met? Which one did we miss? Let us know in the comments below.
