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Kekius Maximus
Elon Musk Took So Much Ketamine That He Couldn’t Pee Right
The world’s richest man was high as a kite during his White House tenure
At the beginning of the year, Elon Musk suffered one of the most violent celebrity crash-outs the world has ever seen. Now, we finally have an explanation as to why.
Between November’s election and Donald Trump’s second inauguration, America was treated to a completely whacked-out Elon Musk. On New Year’s Eve, the world’s wealthiest man and most politically influential oligarch inexplicably changed his official social media profile to “Kekius Maximus,” an AI-generated alter-ego of Pepe the Frog, which is a popular meme among gamers and far-right shitposters.
During the same period, it was also largely confirmed that Musk had been using an alternate social media account titled “Adrian Dittmann” to post positive self-affirmations about his family and the success of his businesses.
By the time Trump was sworn into office, Musk was dissociating so severely that he started giving straight-up Nazi salutes to the audience of the president’s inauguration.
The extent of his crash-out prompted me to jokingly speculate that he had suffered a major ketamine overdose over the winter…
