‘Giant’ Flying Spiders in NY?!

Throw the Whole Planet Away

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What in the Arachnophobia is going on here?! — Photo Source: Flickr via David Lee; Edited by Author

I’m sure many people didn’t expect to see such a post from me.

Nevertheless, despite trumped-up allegations from wanna-be enemies, Goody Ivy is not, indeed, a witch.

Now that we’ve addressed that part, let’s discuss the flying spiders that experts say are headed our way.

What the f*** is going on?!

According to alleged experts, a giant flying spider invasion is headed to the East Coast. Known as Joro spiders, these little buggers have leg spans of up to 4 inches with bright yellow and gray bodies. So, luckily, they’ll be hard to miss.

And that’s not all. Did I mention that these things can actually fly?! Well, not technically, but they do utilize a technique called “ballooning” that enables them to be carried by the wind to their destinations. And, hopefully, this destination isn’t final.

This is ridiculous!

Don’t bug me!

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