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Gosh I Envy MAGA People: Life Looks Nice on Earth Two

No burning questions to ponder, as they already have ALL the answers to EVERYTHING and can never be wrong!

Fay Wylde
Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs
7 min readJan 11, 2025

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Alice in Wonderland, 1912, WikiCommons

Every once in a while, I do get a message from MAGA Earth Two plopped down here on Medium in the comments.

Just the other day, a MAGA dude crossed the membrane separating Earth Two (E2) from Earth One (E1) and he read one of my articles! I was so honored. He also read comments people had left on my article. Wow! How did we all earn so much of his valuable time and attention? And then, he wrote a comment himself!

Hurrah!

I am always so excited to receive a message from E2. It gives me unparalleled opportunities for deep insights into the workings of the MAGA mind.

This particular MAGA dude wrote to me with perfect spelling, grammar, and syntax! That is relatively rare since I believe on E2 it is understood that correct spelling, grammar, and syntax are for wimps and communists.

He said:

From the looks of these comments, you’re surrounded by idiots just like yourself. Good luck.

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