Humanity Will Be WIPED OUT Unless You Read This

We’re close to EXTINCTION LEVEL INCOMPETENCE!

Image by Walter Rhein

I think I’ve finally figured it out! Our loser president is so terrified of going down in history as the most catastrophic failure of all time, that he’s going to destroy the whole human race.

Boom! Gone! Wiped out!

He’s on a tight schedule. He has to do it before they figure out the election was rigged and the assassination was staged. That on top of all his other crimes mean that the only way to escape accountability is to destroy the whole world.

Meanwhile, folks up in Appalachia who have been deluded into thinking the Vice-President is one of them are shouting, “YEEE-HAW!”

Perhaps the most stunning thing is how few people truly recognize the extent to which the world is going to hell. Like, the Republicans are literally trying to destroy the world. They’re probably pawing through Nikola Tesla’s old notes looking for some plans on how to make a “world breaking” device (he had an idea for one — it worked on resonance).

It reminds me of a parent who glances over to see his baby is dousing himself with gasoline, and then casually looks back to the paper he was reading. In a nasally voice he mutters, “You better clean up after yourself.”