I Did a Bad Thing Under the Covers and Got Caught, But Not How You Think!

Yep, I farted in bed and my hearing impaired wife could not hear a thing.

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Yes, I did a bad thing. I am the culprit. I thought I could get away with it and my plan simply failed.

What was so bad you say?

I farted rather loudly under the covers while my wife was in bed on her iPad.

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Trent Fox

I am retired and at age 72 I am writing about growing up in the South and living in CA. Also about 30 years performing stand-up comedy. Trentfox59@gmail.com