I Did a Bad Thing Under the Covers and Got Caught, But Not How You Think!
Yep, I farted in bed and my hearing impaired wife could not hear a thing.
Yes, I did a bad thing. I am the culprit. I thought I could get away with it and my plan simply failed.
What was so bad you say?
I farted rather loudly under the covers while my wife was in bed on her iPad.