I Did It My Way: A Millennial’s Dream

The funny story of a half of a half-life crisis

Dan Clark Comedy
Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs

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There I was sporting my first-ever beard having finally turned the age where it is legally allowed for me to grow one without looking like I drive a white van without windows and give out free candy.

Unfortunately, for me, my chin didn’t get the memo and my face and pubes resembled a chia pet the owner forgot to water. It was at this moment that my cheeks were telling me it was time to pursue our dream of the NBA.

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Dan Clark Comedy
Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs

Medium Top Writer. I write and perform to help cope with my PTSD, anxiety, depression, insomnia, OCD, and mania. A man with an eclectic history and pov.