BBB Submission Guidelines, Capiche?

If You Want Me to Publish Your Shit

Submission Guidelines for the BBB Family of Publications

There aren’t many things I won’t forgive in the BBB scheme of things. But follow the rules, please.

Good morning, my friends. The Godfather of Medium has decided to spell out a few basic rules and regulations for the Bouncin’ and Behavin’ family of publications. This little sit-down has been long overdue.

This was not intentional, and should not be taken as a sign of disrespect. The Godfather has just been busy carving out his own little place amongst the other Medium writers on the platform. I’ve been building this funny little writing business and creating more opportunities for other Medium writers. There’s room for you in the family if you follow a few basic guidelines.

I’m currently the only editor and approval person for all writing pieces coming into Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs, Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs TWO, and Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Fuckery, our humor pub. That’s a lot of reading and approvals needing to be given on a daily basis.

The Godfather of Medium is a busy fella. Until he recruits a couple of capos to assist with the heavy lifting, it can be a bit much every day. If you think you have what it takes to proofread, edit, and send messages to those who need it hear it, let me know in the comments. Bonus points if…