Kristi Noem NOT Left Holding the Bag

’Cause it got nicked in a DC restaurant

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I’m not a fan of Homeland Security head Kristi Noem. In fact, I’m not a fan of anybody in Trump’s cabinet. I figure if you take a job working for Donald Trump, there’s something wrong with you.

I assume that members of his cabinet would have other employment options beyond laboring for the King. I mean — they could deliver food for DoorDash or Uber Eats. Make an honest living, right? Why kiss the ass of America’s leading narcissist if you don’t have to?

I’m pretty much on the other side of whatever Kristi stands for. Legalized abortion? I’m in favor. Why bring children into the world if the parents don’t want them? Noem is not.

Gay marriage? Why not, I say. People don’t choose their sexual preferences, and contrary to some conservatives’ beliefs, you can’t pray the gay away. Why not give them the same rights heteros enjoy? “No way if you’re gay” is Noem’s attitude.

Climate change caused by humans? Hard to refute if you ask me. We live in a finite world enclosed by ozone — and we’re polluting the fuck out of it. Noem disagrees, of course. She ain’t no scientist, that’s for sure.

Curiously, Trump has a habit of hiring women who even in their 50’s maintain their good looks. My guess is he…