SATIRE…ISH
Lord Trump Won the Election, Then We Won the Battle of The Sexes
It was tough on women, but there was only one way
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The glorious revolution in life, marriage, and family began in January of 2025 with a nationwide ban on abortion and limits on birth control. Just like that, we’d made the dream of Pro-Life America a reality!
Almost. There were a few teeny things left to tweak.
The result was supposed to be more marriages and children, but the force of female legs slamming shut registered on the Richter scale.
Single men were pissed all the way off.
They’d voted to put the ladies in their place, but women kept moving into their own places instead. The marriage rate cratered, except for a tsunami of suspiciously newly minted lesbians swamping clerks’ offices until the Supreme Court ruled gay marriage unconstitutional.
Job One was to make traditional matrimony more appealing — which turned out to be impossible. Women in 2024 weren’t satisfied with the pace of social change and opting out as it was. Going backward turned the trickle into a flood.
