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MAGA is a Cuckold, The President Only Loves Putin
You thought you were the main squeeze, but you’re just the side piece
MAGA, MAGA, MAGA… when are you going to learn?
He doesn’t love you. That’s just pillow talk to him. It’s always been pillow talk. That’s what it’s always going to be.
He tells you he’s going to leave his wife for you like he’s done many, many times before. You think you’re going to be one of the “lucky” ones. But the truth is that he’s never going to leave her for you.
And by “her” I mean Putin.
Putin is the one he loves. Putin is the one he cares for. Putin is the one he’d do anything to make happy.
When he says “America First,” it’s just because he has an itch to scratch. The truth is that he’s been for Russia all the way. Every quiet moment he’s had with you has always been a lie.
Lie after lie after lie.
Remember the price of eggs? Remember the promised cuts to your taxes? Remember how he said he’d end the war before he’d even been inaugurated.
Oh poor, foolish, innocent, humiliated MAGA.
Now you’re standing there watching your paramour prostrate himself for another man. He’s doing all the things for him that he…
