FUN FAUX FACTS

My Urine is Purer Than Your Phlegm

So the Next Time You Cough on My Waffles, I’ll Pee in Your Coffee

Urine trouble with this urine flight * * * Photo by Timothy Hales Bennett on Unsplash

In Med School, I learned that normal urine was a sterile fluid. Maybe I’m remembering the lesson poorly or incorrectly, but that is what I recall.

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

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