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Noem — In Charge of U.S. Security — Has Her Purse Stolen
Sometimes the punchlines write themselves, don’t they?
This is serious stuff. It is. This is an important news story. I mean it.
Okay, to tell the truth, I just couldn’t resist having a good laugh. But while laughing, do keep in mind that Kristi Noem is the Secretary of Homeland Security, charged with keeping Americans safe and secure. Yet she couldn’t even keep her purse safe and secure!
Wow. I expected epic fails from all Trump cabinet members, but Kristi just earned the trophy for Most Embarrassing Fail. Here is your trophy, Kristi:
Don’t get too overcome with emotion, though, Kristi. Don’t have a Sally Field at the Oscars moment of weeping with joy that “You like me, you really like me!” No, we don’t.
That is a fake trophy, just like your fake high cheekbones and fake puffy lips. It is just a cheap plastic (ahem) piece of crap made in China that slipped into the country just before the tariffs kicked in. After tariffs, it might cost almost as much as the giant wad of cash you…
