POP STAR PUPPETS

TABITHA BLAIR
Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs
3 min readDec 16, 2022

Gain da world and lose yo soul

Megan Thee Stallion — like so many performers in da music industry — stays in a vortex of drama dat cums from signin dem label contracts I discuss in mah story Funeral Singer.

Many rumors of her sacrificing her Mama to sign a management deal wit Roc Nation and sky rocket her career have been swirling around.

Dis was taken at da exclusive New Years Eve pajama party Beyonce & Jay invited Meg to before dey signed her.

“All you black bitches get your little flash in the pan and you fizzle out without people like US to get you in position. You’re playing on OUR turf and play by OUR rules or you die being NOTHING.” — Charles Goyer From da Funeral Singer.

Whudden be da first time dat a pop star had to give up a family member to get somewhere in da industry.

Ask Kanye:

“My Mama aint here. My Mama was sacrificed — you understand? Michael Jordan: What about him? His Dad…Around Hollywood a lot of people come up missing. Feels like it might be a lot of that in order to control…they can control Shaq, they can control Charles Barkley, they can control Lebron James, they can control Jay Z & Beyonce.” — Kanye West interview.

In mah story a rising singing sensation was blowing up on social media and tryin to use dat fo leverage to negotiate a deal dat dont involve da regular industry sacrifices dat Dey lay out in doze contracts thicker den mah thigh meats.

“Yooooooo you think Snook was a sacrifice?”

“You might be rite. But I thank Snook chose to go to help me out ZEEN? Cuz da only thang she neva control was her sweet tooth. I thank she took one fo da team cuz we was bout ta LOSE it. And her time was done.”

Da industry survives off soul contracts to fuel Dey sick manifestation rituals fo a power much higher den financial gain.

Dey will chew you up and spit you out like a stick of trident.

Doja Cat Eyes Wide Shut Themed Ritual Birthday Party

In mah story I have da singer liberate herself from da traditional idea of success as a artist wit a innovative hussle to keep her from being a pimped out pop star puppet fo a few pennies and press.

Sad thing is dat deez artists tell you it aint all dat and warn you dat it aint worth it butt deez fame hungry peeple dont innerstand it till AFTA dat first year of success kicks in and da real sacrifices begin.

Den da bright look in Dey eyes goes awfully dim.

What I wanted to highlight in mah shawt story FUNERAL SINGER was dat if yo art is yo passion — you can find a hussle outside da crooked system and get ALL da profits.

Not no lil chump change in exchange to do a lotta strange n deranged thangs fo fame.

BIO

TABITHA BLAIR is a code-switching Jamaican/Canadian SPIRITUAL ADVISOR/DREAM INTERPRETER/WRITER who was born n raised in Toronto, Canada.

If you would like to book a consultation for therapy, life advice, or dream interpretation — email me at the address below.

Email: tikifucius@yahoo.com

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TABITHA BLAIR
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Written by TABITHA BLAIR

Jamaican/Canadian SPIRITUAL ADVISOR/DREAM INTERPRETER/WRITER who was born n raised in Toronto, Canada. Email tikifucius@yahoo.com to book a consultation.