The Cringiest Candidate Gets Even Cringier

So JD Vance Walks Into a Donut Shop… Super Size The Weird

Is JD Vance a pod creature from Invasion of the Body Snatchers?

Fay Wylde
Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs
5 min readAug 25, 2024

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Donut selection from WikiCommons and lobby card for the 1956 film Invasion of the Body Snatchers, public domain

JD Vance does not like being called “weird.” He complained that Coach Tim Walz is a “schoolyard bully” for calling him that.

There, there, JD. Can I offer you a tissue to wipe your eyes and blow your nose?

Poor JD. He is being bullied by mean and nasty Democrats.

JD says calling him “weird” is a “projection” by the Harris/Walz campaign to “distract from their own policy failures.”

Uh-huh.

Well, Kamala Harris did note in her speech that you must never let other people tell you who you are. You must “Show them who you are!”

So, let us take a look at JD Vance showing us who he is, shall we?

This is spin-free. It is not even a Democratic undercover sting operation to try and reveal the true JD. This is footage from his campaign… showing him being… uhhh… super weird!

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Fay Wylde
Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs

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