Stupid Jokes — Part 1
How stupid do you need to be to find these funny?
Often, the more stupid the joke, the more I find it funny. Here are some you’d laugh out loud to, or make you wonder: Isn’t there something better for me to do?
Shikari Shambhu is a Malayalam (the official language of Kerala, India) comic book character, who got so popular that they started writing his stories in Hindi (the official language of India, and many states in India.)
The word Shikari translates to hunter. He’s considered brave, mostly because it’s in his best interests to be considered brave.
Shikari Shambhu was driving his jeep through a road in the woods when a cheetah started chasing him. He had wasted all his bullets on some stupid rabbits, and his jeep had no cover/roof to protect him from the cheetah. And his old jeep struggled to go over 40 km/hour, while the hungry cheetah was coming at him at 100 km/hour. He’s not strong enough to fight a cheetah, he knew that. He approached a three-way junction. Shambhu had one advantage, he was smarter than the cheetah, and he used that advantage to escape. How?
Answer: He put the right indicator on and turned left.
The unlucky Shikari Shambhu found another cheetah hunting him again. This cheetah was way faster than his Jeep too. He saw a cliff right in front of him. If he drove straight ahead, he’d die falling down the cliff. He had to be smart to survive. And survive, he did. How?
Answer: He slowed down and signalled the cheetah to overtake.
A bird was flying over a rocky terrain, and she felt like laying an egg. The urge was so urgent that she had to lay the egg while in flight. She was at least a mile above the rocks, but the egg didn’t crack. Why?
Answer: She was wearing an underwear.
A bird was flying over a rocky terrain, and she felt like laying an egg. The urge was so urgent that she had to lay the egg while in flight. And this bird was a nudist. She was at least a mile above the rocks, but the egg didn’t crack. Why?
Answer: The egg just got damn lucky.
A bird was flying over a rocky terrain, and she felt like laying an egg. The urge was so urgent that she had to lay the egg while in flight. And this bird was a nudist. She was at least a mile above the rocks, but the egg didn’t crack. This had nothing to do with luck. Why didn’t the egg crack?
Answer: No one knows why. Interesting question to ponder on though.
What’s the best writing advice you’ve got?
The best writing is like the perfect skirt — short enough so it’s not boring, and long enough to cover the topic.
