TEACHING TODDLERS

That Day Donald Trump Learned a New Word

Maybe Chief of Staff Susie Wiles is good for more than just screwing over America

Parents always fondly remember that special day when their toddler learns a new word. Their perplexed child doesn’t understand the sudden hug and the kiss on the cheek when the proud parents beam with excitement when they first hear it.

Screenshot from Bruce Springsteen’s Manchestor UK concert; fair use claim (love you, Bruce!)

That must be how the mother hen who runs the affairs of the Orange Flatulance of Mar-a-Lago must have felt when he spluttered forth on True Sociopath a new word while deriding Bruce Springsteen in a post.

Mother hen Susie Wiles, plotting her next move against her enemy, the United States of America; image public domain, courtesy of the White House (yes, this was the best they could come up with — I asked)

Susie Wiles is the predator in chief’s evil chief of staff who spends most of her time arranging AI operations to gut agencies like the National Endowment for the Arts and issuing executive orders that are incomprehensible to the toddler in chief. Now, she’s teaching him new words!

If you haven’t heard, Bruce Springsteen, who wrote the song Born in the USA, which magamaniacs have for years viewed as a patriotic salute to the greatness of America, unloaded on authoritarianism to open up a concert in the UK.