U.S. PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES
That Time Kamala Beat the Bully Into a Pulp
It was an unfair fight from the beginning
They shoot horses who suffer less serious injuries than Trump sustained last night during what was billed as a presidential debate but was actually an epic bludgeoning.
Viewers knew the match was over the moment Kamala invited Americans to attend a Trump rally. When she said that, her victim looked like he had been shot in the foot. Or, as someone on a Discord channel I attended remarked, “He looks like he is shitting his diaper.”
Yep, even he was flipped out by that statement. Somewhere in the foggy reaches of what is left of his feeble, hate-filled mind, he knows that rambling about shark attacks and Hannibal Lecter isn’t a winning election strategy with the kitchen table crowd.
Kamala told the audience that if they attend one of his rallies, they’ll discover why so many people leave before it ends. If you haven’t seen the now-famous shark and batteries speech that helped prompt Kamala’s brilliant invite, here it is:
