The Mary Hart Interview with Jesus Christ

From the Foothills of the Himalayas: An Exclusive Interview, with Questionable Questions That Seriously Test His Patience

Daniel Brenton
Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs

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Tall Himalayan mountains with sharp peaks against a pale gray sky.
Christopher Burns, “Rising Sun” | Wikimedia Commons

Through my sources in the entertainment industry, I have gained access to a closely held secret: the parent company of Entertainment Tonight has had in its possession the unreleased tapes of what must be the most remarkable television event of all time, an interview of the Jesus Christ conducted 15 years ago by the original Entertainment Tonight co-host Mary Hart.

Early in 2006 stories of a miracle man living in the central region of Nepal, in the foothills of the Himalayas, began to surface in the Indian media and on the internet. Soon after, the Buddhist monastic Shunyata Order identified this man as the Jesus of the Christian Bible and that He had returned to the world to continue His work.

Entertainment Tonight sent a remote crew to capture video of this miracle man at work, but failed at every attempt, always arriving late — sometimes by moments — or were mysteriously victimized by the camera and recording equipment failures. Frustrated, efforts turned toward securing an interview. This Jesus agreed, and Mary Hart joined the crew in Kathmandu to conduct it.

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Daniel Brenton
Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs

Seeker, Finder, Gratitude rebel, Political Progressive, Satirist, Author/Creator of The 5 Second Novel. • I write about the Meaning of Existence (and all that).