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The “Original Hawk Tuah” Girl
Now I’m starting to like her even more
His name is Alec Lace. And his claim to fame is (or was) authoring a book and hosting a podcast on fatherhood. Owing to his modest celebrity profile, Lace was interviewed on Fox News where he ventured an opinion about Kamala Harris, noting that she’s the “original hawk tuah” girl who rose to her lofty station in politics via busting that move on influential people along the way.
Just in case you don’t follow social media or salacious news tidbits, Lace was referring to a woman who went viral on Tiktok after describing the one sex move that hooks all men — that move being spitting on “that thang.”
Translated (f you’re still confused), Lace said that Kamala spits on men’s cocks before consuming them orally— and doing just that is what got her to where she is in the Democrat party. Even the host of the show took umbrage with that characterization, as it was so clearly out-of-bounds even for Fox News.
While Lace’s declaration was obviously aimed at dissuading voters from casting a ballot for Harris, it had the opposite effect on me. Whoa! Harris was hot enough to attract horn dogs — and good enough at oral sex that she rose to political fame and fortune based on her talent therein. Yo! She’s got my vote!
