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A RANT

The Pearl Clutcher Exchange

Yes, readers, this is another Facebook face-off

This was the infographic that set off Pearl Clutcher. I still don’t understand why she took exception to it. She never did explain that.

From the public domain (I added the extra “D”)

Bob commented: Ok so if the Tangerine Shit Gibbon had managed his money the way Paris Hilton has managed hers he would actually have about 2 billion in LIQUID ASSETS. For the slow folk, what I’m saying is Bone Spurs has FAILED to outperform Paris Hilton’s investment portfolio. Fucking retarded Temu Mussolini POS.

Yeah… I could pearl-clutch over his language — like retarded. That’s a word I loathe, primarily because it’s too often been flung at my son who is on the Spectrum with ADHD). But, context matters, folks. At least, it does to me.

Frankly, I love his comment! “Temu Mussolini” is just brilliant! His was my favorite of the few opening comments. But, this post is about a thread from the kind of fence-wobbler that just plain pisses me off — we’ll call her “Pearl Clutcher.”

The Pearl Clutcher Exchange

Pearl Clutcher to me about the infographic: Have some self-respect. Check your facts. Educate yourself. And take deep pause before campaigning like it’s 1961. Good grief.

“Campaigning like it’s 1961?” What does that even mean? Can any of you, my readers, enlighten me? I didn’t bother to address it to her because it seemed like a non-sequitur to me.

Me: Pearl Clutcher, what, precisely, was incorrect in that infographic? Nothing. Every detail was completely correct and a matter of public record.

Eva: Pearl Clutcher, apparently you haven’t done your homework. Start by reading Project 2025 written by 300 of Trump’s allies. Educate yourself.

Pearl Clutcher: Eva, I have. Every word. Have you?

Bob: Pearl Clutcher, check my earlier reply and feel free to debate me about the absolute level of cowardice and incompetence of Putin’s little cuck. I almost forgot to list treason as a character trait. Back to Putin’s little bitch, I’m putting money on Vlad sending Donald videos of him railing out Melanoma. Of course she probably enjoys being with a true psychopathic

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Author, D. Denise Dianaty
Author, D. Denise Dianaty

Written by Author, D. Denise Dianaty

Artist, Poet, author, wife & mom May my epitaph be "She reflected love into the world."

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