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The Daily Stupid: “If You Blinked, You Missed It” Edition
The Running of the Squirrels: Trump’s Version of Running of The Bulls
A review of week one of Trump’s presidency, letting loose all the squirrely squirrels in his head to plague us
I have to hand it to old man, convicted felon (CF) Trump. He accomplished a lot in just one week.
I bet you haven’t kept up with all of it. It was a lot of squirrels to chase.
Rachel Maddow has returned (for 100 days) to a nightly show instead of weekly. That is so amusing — as though nightly is enough to keep up with all these rabid red squirrels running loose, freed to roam out of the deep dark forest of the messed up mind of CF Trump.
(Okay, literary critics, go ahead and call foul on that sentence’s strained and overblown alliterative poetry. I don’t care. This is the Daily Stupid, so I can have as much stupid fun with stupid poetry as I want.)
I know you haven’t kept track of all the asinine executive orders CF Trump has signed. You also haven’t kept track of all the crazy stuff dribbling out of his uncensored mouth. You haven’t kept track of the batshit stupid stuff his minions have done.