Gig Life | ADHD
30+ Things To Do When DoorDash is Dead
I’m just waiting for the Big Red Button to say Dash Now.
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3 min readMar 30, 2023
It’s 5 pm on Wednesday and I need cash. Even dull gig work pays some of the bills.
What do I do in the meantime?
- Sit down on the couch.
- Close and reopen the Dasher app, trying to refresh my request to the job gods. I implore, I’ll even accept Burger King! No response.
- Close and reopen Dasher again. Still nothing.
- Get distracted by an alert from MyChart for an overdue medical bill.
- Say to myself, Damn, I gotta work today.
- Open an Instagram message from my brother.
- Watch a cat wearing tiny red mittens bang on a drum on repeat for three minutes.
- See that I’ve lost 8 more minutes daydreaming about teaching my cats how to drum.
- Pet the golden retriever snoring beside me.
- Ask myself, What would the dog play? Ukulele? Synthesizer? Whatever it is, he’d definitely need sunglasses.
- Walk around the house looking for my sunglasses.
- Forget what I was looking for and curse my ADHD.
- Open Dasher again. Nothing.
- Close and reopen the app. I swear the Dash Map was red for a split second.
- Tap the Big Red Button but it takes me to the Schedule page. Dang it, too slow. Nothing available till 12 am.
- Look up dog sunglasses large breed on Amazon. The coolest ones are $16. Add them to the cart.
- Consider taking the midnight time slot. After all, it’s work, right? Gotta pay for those doggie shades somehow.
- My stomach grumbles.
- Remind myself why I don’t drive around strange neighborhoods at midnight.
- Close Dasher.
- Check Uber Eats.
- Realize I opened Uber Eats, the food ordering app, instead of Uber Driver, the gig app.
- Scroll through pictures of food from the local burrito place.
- See that it’s 5:30 and place an order.
- Fall asleep on the couch until my phone buzzes.
- Look at my phone half asleep and think, Is that a picture of my porch?
- Yell loud enough to wake up the dog, Who’s sending me pictures of my porch?
- The dog barks. Good boy, I say. You definitely get sunglasses now.
- Notice the picture shows a takeout bag by my door.
- Open my door and retrieve the bag.
- Look inside the bag to make sure it’s not dog poo.
- Add a ten-dollar tip for the driver because I know how hard the Gig Life can be.
- Open Amazon and tap the Checkout button to purchase the dog some sunglasses.
- Amazon says, Your card has been declined.
- Open Dasher and schedule myself for midnight.
- Open Medium and write this story to get some extra cash.