To Shart or Not To Shart

Why the hell is that the question?

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Photo by Bailey Burton on Unsplash

I did something this weekend that I vowed never to do again after an incident when I was 18.

No. I didn’t shotgun a Four Loko and puke in Anthony Streeter’s face when he leaned in to kiss me, again.

I agreed to babysit my best friend’s six-year-old son.

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Kendra Sparkles
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Top writer in Parenting, Humor, and Satire. No, it's not a coincidence. Editor for Age of Empathy, The Memoirist, and MuddyUm