To Shart or Not To Shart
Why the hell is that the question?
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3 min readMar 21
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I did something this weekend that I vowed never to do again after an incident when I was 18.
No. I didn’t shotgun a Four Loko and puke in Anthony Streeter’s face when he leaned in to kiss me, again.
I agreed to babysit my best friend’s six-year-old son.