WITH THIS GUY IN THE NEWS THE SATIRE JUST WRITES ITSELF
Top 10 Trump Hates, in Addition to Taylor Swift
Two new āpet-eating immigrantā diners are going great guns ā¦ and the Failed Yam Casserole hates them both
Since Taylor Swift is famous worldwide, by now everyone knows that Trump hates Taylor, (or is it Shifty hates Swifty?).
He said so himself.
But what else makes Agolf Shitlerās blood boil?
Here, in no particular order, are the people and places the former Commander-in-Thief loves to hate.
š¬ Pet Ć La Carte (newly-opened Springfield Ohio eatery)
Forget that the name rhymes with PetSmart.
Forget too that a close competitor is Snarlās Jr (with apologies to Carl).
Regardless, āRump ā a man who certainly knows a great business opportunity when he sees one ā is angrily dismayed that these two restaurant start-ups are doing so well with the bloodthirsty immigrant crowd.