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Top 10 Trump Hates, in Addition to Taylor Swift

Two new ā€œpet-eating immigrantā€ diners are going great guns ā€¦ and the Failed Yam Casserole hates them both

Pretty sure he hates pictures like this šŸ˜¦ Photo by Alex Haney on Unsplash

Since Taylor Swift is famous worldwide, by now everyone knows that Trump hates Taylor, (or is it Shifty hates Swifty?).

He said so himself.

ā€œA screenshot shared online in mid-September 2024 authentically showed a post on former U.S. President Donald Trumpā€™s Truth Social account reading: ā€œI HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!ā€ā€

But what else makes Agolf Shitlerā€™s blood boil?

Here, in no particular order, are the people and places the former Commander-in-Thief loves to hate.

šŸ˜¬ Pet ƀ La Carte (newly-opened Springfield Ohio eatery)

Forget that the name rhymes with PetSmart.

Forget too that a close competitor is Snarlā€™s Jr (with apologies to Carl).

Regardless, ā€˜Rump ā€” a man who certainly knows a great business opportunity when he sees one ā€” is angrily dismayed that these two restaurant start-ups are doing so well with the bloodthirsty immigrant crowd.

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) šŸ˜¬
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