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Did Someone Say “Low Standards” Is The Problem?

Trump Nominee Hegseth Took a Test And Got An “F”

So, Republicans conclude that means “Fantastic!”

Fay Wylde
Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs
7 min readJan 15, 2025

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Pete Hegseth, photo by Gage Skidmore on WikiCommons

You did not watch the Senate hearings for (convicted felon) Trump’s nominee for Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, did you?

No, seriously, you didn’t did you?

If you did, what the bleep is wrong with you? Don’t you have a life?

I ignored it because I figured I would not learn anything new.

Turned out I was wrong. I caught up on what I missed and I’m here to tell you what you missed.

You missed ASEAN.

Now, you don’t know what the bleep that is, right? Don’t feel bad. I didn’t know either until today. However, that is fine because neither you nor I are up for a high-level job involving international relations, national security, and America’s dealings with foreign powers.

If you or I flunk that test question, who cares?

However, if (CF) Trump’s nominee for the job of being in charge of America’s military flunks that test question, ummm… oops.

Ah well. For MAGA Republicans, a grade of “F” means “Fan-effing-tastic!”

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