When Turducken Meets Your Mortal Remains

It won’t be pretty

What did I do to deserve this indignity? * * * Photo by Silviu Dinu on Unsplash

Turducken is so hideous that Unsplash has no images for the search term.

Typing in “Trump” yields 522 results. So clearly, Unsplash is unafraid of nasty images.

And speaking of turd-related subjects … there I was, happily learning about turducken just…



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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

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