HALLOWEEN DOG HUMOR

Why this Bitch Hates Halloween

And why you can trick-or-treat solo this year

Leave the shoe, take off this humiliating costume…(Image from author)

You humans have this saying:

The eyes are the window to the soul.

Well, the same can be said of the much more-evolved species: the dog.

I mean, just look at my eyes in this humiliating picture. No need to be a trained Dog Whisperer…