Fraudsters Steal Words, Punctuation from KTAR News

The Loony Liberal
Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Fuckery
2 min readAug 27, 2023

Original: https://ktar.com/story/5532262/arizona-has-some-of-the-most-fraud-cases-in-the-us-forbes-advisor-finds/

Fig. 1: This Is Why You Don’t Send “Nigerian Princes” Your Adjectives.
Fig. 2: Directly from KTAR’s Website (And Still Not Fixed After Roughly 30 Hours).

Fraudsters Steal Words, Punctuation from KTAR News

PHOENIX, AZ — Serena O’Sullivan — described on the KTAR website as “a web and for KTAR.com” with previous experience as “a digital where she produced social” — reported that fraudsters successfully stole tens of thousands of words and a few thousand punctuation symbols from KTAR.

“I don’t know happened,” O’Sullivan wrote on KTAR.com shortly after the reported theft. “After posting an article where I cited Advisor and its that Arizona lost million in cases, I noticed that there was.”

KTAR-FM is currently an FM radio station licensed to Glendale, AZ. It is owned by Bonneville International, which is owned by — according to the website — “The Church of of Latter.”

“I wrote that financial trickery was in 2023’s. I didn’t realize how true that,” O’Sullivan lamented.

When contacted for further information, “Senior Vice Ryan Hatch” responded, “Iwanttoassureourlistenersandreadersthatwearecooperatingwithlawenforcementandaretakingeverypossibleactiontorecoverourlostwordsnandpunctuation”

KTAR-FM airs both nationally-syndicated shows — such as “The Show with Dave,” “America’s First with Deal,” and updates from “AC News Radio” — as well as local offerings such as “The Mike Broom” and “Arizona’s Eve.”

“Sales Zadronzy” reported, “Our profits have the floor since I can’t dollar sign. We might have to”

Because KTAR-FM is owned by a subdivision of “The Church of Sus Rist of Ter-Day,” the station also airs religious shows covering topics such as “The New,” “The Ten,” and “The fix of Jesus.”

“Human sour Busi art Connie Drushel” bitterly added, “I’m too for this bulls-“

Anyone with information that could lead to the arrest of the fraudsters responsible for the theft or for the recovery of the stolen words and punctuation marks should submit their tips at https:// or call 623–4.

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The Loony Liberal
Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Fuckery

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