Inside Elon Musk’s Head

It’s a confusing and scary place to be

Edward Anderson
Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Fuckery
4 min readSep 16, 2024

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Elon Musk looking away, thinking.
Don’t try to think like Elon Musk Image by Edward Anderson

How do I confuse people today? I mean, the whole I want to buy Twitter, no I don’t situation did not go the way I thought it would. The executive actually made me follow through with the contract I signed with them.

Don’t they know I’m the world’s richest man? Laws and rules are for the peasants, they need to do what I tell them. I should be able to do whatever I want.

I’ll show them. $44 billion is pocket change. And not all of it came from me, the investors and banks paid for the majority of it. They did it because I am Bill Gates. I mean Elon Musk.

Why do I keep confusing myself with Bill Gates? Maybe it’s because all of us billionaires are interchangeable.

I need to do something to set myself apart. What can I do? I can have a bunch of kids that I ignore. That sounds like fun. But then they may come back and bite me.

And not in the fun way.

Where was I? Oh, yes. How do I destroy Twitter? There has to be a way to make these people pay for making me do something that was clearly a joke. Something that was just meant to drum up some publicity, I didn’t have enough attention on me.

And the attention that I was getting wasn’t the kind I wanted. I mean, who wants…

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Edward Anderson
Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Fuckery

Edward writes queer led stories that show that the LGBTQIA+ characters lives are multifaceted.