“Vote GOP” Campaign Slogans to Use Immediately — Volume 5
2024 is a bad year to be someone who has to deal with North Americans.
Currently, the GOP would like the rest of the world to accept that talking about their many crimes and scandals is far worse than their actual crimes and scandals… which include retaliation against justice served, election tampering, and a plan to end America and its pesky attempts at Democracy.
It is no wonder why I look at “concerned voters”, insisting that the Democratic Party and the GOP are the same, similarly to how an average person looks at a fresh pile of dog poop.
Speaking of fresh, objectionable substances: here’s another batch of 10 unorthodox-yet-true campaign slogans for the GOP. I hope you enjoy them; these will be our last campaign slogans for a long time if the GOP seizes power.
The previous batch of unorthodox-yet-true campaign slogans included way too much normalization from the “liberal media,” pandering to literal viruses, and physical adults wearing diapers.
Let’s see what the next ten slogans from my BlueSky history will yield.
Is anyone surprised that the party that doesn’t want to testify under oath is also the party that doesn’t want to participate in real-time moderated debate? Good thing that the leader of the free world…
