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A Toast to Fuckery

Santa, Fact or Fiction?

Santa, Fact or Fiction?

He knows when you’ve been sleeping

May 20

Are Vatican Leo and Matrix Neo Related?

Are Vatican Leo and Matrix Neo Related?

A head-to-head comparison of superpowers

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

May 11

Why Chasing Purpose Is Exhausting

Why Chasing Purpose Is Exhausting

(And Why I’ve Stopped Trying)

May 11

Forget the Conclave, I Am Now Headmaster of Hogwarts

Forget the Conclave, I Am Now Headmaster of Hogwarts

Apr 24

Hating on the Women of the Cock Rocket Grand Tour

Hating on the Women of the Cock Rocket Grand Tour

There’s a huge misogyny problem with how people are going after the women on Bezos’ cock rocket grand tour.

Author, D. Denise Dianaty

Apr 20

Fat Chance

Calories are encouraged

Apr 15

The Putrid Persimmon’s 90-Day Pause … On All Kinds of Shit

The Putrid Persimmon’s 90-Day Pause … On All Kinds of Shit

He’s so tariffied and twisted that he went wild and paused a bunch of other stuff for 90 days

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

Apr 10

Borrowed Underwear: What a Bad Roommate Taught Me About Boundaries

Borrowed Underwear: What a Bad Roommate Taught Me About Boundaries

She knocked on my bedroom door and asked to borrow a pair of pants.

Apr 7

Breaking news: Poland invaded Germany in 1939

Breaking news: Poland invaded Germany in 1939

The Donito Trumpolini administration is finally revealing the most tremendous “truth” ever…

Mar 3

It’s Not About the Frelling Bear

It’s Not About the Frelling Bear

Well, here’s another fine rant…

Author, D. Denise Dianaty

Feb 3

My Best Friend’s Wife

My Best Friend’s Wife

Was it lust or my imagination?

Jan 29

It Was the Biggest Thing I’ve Ever Had in My Mouth

It Was the Biggest Thing I’ve Ever Had in My Mouth

I was worried it wouldn’t fit!

Trinity Ellis, Author

Jan 15

Our Company Needs More Masculine Energy

Our Company Needs More Masculine Energy

“There you are. Sit down please”.

Jan 15

MAGA™ Ten Commandments

MAGA™ Ten Commandments

To Make America Go Away

Author, D. Denise Dianaty

Jan 6

I Owe Donald Trump a Sincere Apology

I Owe Donald Trump a Sincere Apology

With Trump Taking Office in Two Weeks, It’s Time

The Mouthy Renegade Writer

Jan 6

WTF 2025

This year is off to an inauspicious start

Author, D. Denise Dianaty

Jan 3

Fellas: How to Make Her Go Wild With Desire

Fellas: How to Make Her Go Wild With Desire

Trust Me, I Can Teach You How

The Mouthy Renegade Writer

Jan 2

A Lovely Christmas Celebration at a Quaint Country Inn

A Lovely Christmas Celebration at a Quaint Country Inn

Took an unexpected cat-a-strophic turn

Kelly Carmichael

Dec 24, 2024

Passive-Aggressive Rejoinders for Christmas Dinner if You Are Still Pissed About the Election

Passive-Aggressive Rejoinders for Christmas Dinner if You Are Still...

Dec 24, 2024

Perfect Accessories for Awkward Party Hands

Perfect Accessories for Awkward Party Hands

People may gawk and stare — but who cares?

Kelly Carmichael

Dec 18, 2024

You May Need to Hide in the Shitter on Christmas

You May Need to Hide in the Shitter on Christmas

How to Survive Your Family Get-Togethers This Holiday Season

The Mouthy Renegade Writer

Dec 17, 2024

Hey Sinner, Grandma is Watching You Pleasure Yourself

Hey Sinner, Grandma is Watching You Pleasure Yourself

She Sees Everything From Heaven, and What Would Jesus Do?

The Mouthy Renegade Writer

Dec 12, 2024

Having a Sweet Ass Can Be Hazardous to Your Health

Having a Sweet Ass Can Be Hazardous to Your Health

I Was Injured By the Perfect Pair of “Butt-Jeans”

The Mouthy Renegade Writer

Dec 10, 2024

If You Like My Comments, You’ll Love My Articles

If You Like My Comments, You’ll Love My Articles

Please redirect your energy

Brandon Ellrich

Dec 9, 2024

I Should Just Decide to Stop Being Poor

I Should Just Decide to Stop Being Poor

Since I can’t, I’ll just pray that fucking Serenity Prayer I love to hate so much

MaryClare StFrancis

Dec 3, 2024

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