THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID
Should You Watch the Tom Brady Roast?
I’m no Nikki Glaser
I wasn’t going to write about the Tom Brady roast on Netflix.
I don’t watch football and I’m not overly fond of casual or mindblowing sexism. However, I am Kevin Hart’s biggest Superfan, one of the hosts of Tom Brady’s roast. I’d follow Kevin anywhere — even onto a live show filled with American football players and dick jokes.
“Was it sexist?” you ask. Of course, it was. It was mainly football players and male comedians. It wasn’t a woman’s march.
Some of the speakers were so icky and masochistic, I couldn’t swallow my La Croix without gagging. That’s what she said.
If you can handle vomiting bubbles in your mouth while a caveman is attempting to tell a joke, there was some comedy gold woven in.
Big BUT here — if you watch Tom Brady’s roast on Netflix, don’t torture yourself. God invented fast-forward for a reason.
It wasn’t only to skip over movie sex scenes with your kids or your church-going mother-in-law. It was invented for Tom Brady’s roast.
To begin, Kevin Hart is a genius. His skill at engaging a crowd while concurrently offending them is unparalleled. Hosting a roast is no small feat. A roast has a…
