Monthly Resolutions: July 2017
Jul 10, 2017 · 2 min read
Dear me,
Here we find ourselves again. It is getting exhausting beginning every article with a review of failure. Birthdays are always a good date for a fresh start. Unfortunately, that too has passed. So you failed at that too. But anyways, I digress.
As the back of your brain very well knows, July is as good of a day to start as any. I say that as if July is a special month. It’s not. But that said, here is your mission for the remainder of this month:
- Ye shall not order food unless you are planning on picking up the food. I have come to realize on-demand services and Uber this-and-that are ultimately going to be a curse on this world. Get some fresh air, save some poor guy a trip, meet the people who feed you, and say thank you once in a while. SUCCESS
- Ye shall eliminate fructose from your diet. FAILED
- Ye shall wake up at 5:30am. FAILED
- Ye shall finish your book. FAILED
- Ye shall drink more water. DEFINITELY SUCCESS, TY STOMACH FLU
- Ye shall never use ‘lol’ EH, SORT OF
- Ye shall get your heart racing every single day. It doesn’t really matter how. FAILED
- Ye shall finish your site with a minimum of two series. FAILED
- Ye shall have a game plan for the rest of the year. FAILED
- Ye shall finish getting strangled by Python sci. FAILED
- Ye shall get out there for surf sesh at least twice, even if for a quickie. FAILED
- Ye shall lose some weight. Just a suggestion, >5 lbs. FAILED
- Ye shall finish moving into this apartment. SUCCESS
— Yourself

