We Asked 22 U.S. Senators How They Celebrated Brandon Michael Lowden’s Birthday

1. Lisa Minkowski (R-AK) — “Who is that?”

Incredible! These Old Letters From Brandon’s Parents Describe How He Was Born

Brandon Michael Lowden turns 29 today, but who really knows how he came to be? These newly discovered letters from his parents before his birth provide some fascinating insight into the origins of…

7 Members Of The Philadelphia Flyers Who Ruined Brandon’s Birthday Party

There I was, just trying to have a good time celebrating my good friend Brandon Michael Lowden on his 29th birthday. Unfortunately, these nefarious seven Philadelphia Flyers players just had to come and…

They Said What?! Find Out What Taylor Swift, K.A. Applegate, and Hana Slevin Have To Say

If Brandon Michael Lowden Is So Great, How Come He Didn’t Write Any Of The Federalist Papers?

By Alexander Hamilton

Today is Brandon Michael Lowden’s 29th birthday, and all I’ve been hearing all day is Brandon this, Brandon…