An Oral History Of #LowdenBrosXmas

Everybody knows that Brandon Lowden and his father and brothers have a special way to celebrate December 23rd each year, but details about the event beyond cryptic tweets with the eponymous hashtag #LowdenBrosXmas have remained elusive for years. Now, for the first…

Culture Shock: Everything You Need To Know About “A Garfield Christmas”

“A Garfield Christmas” follows everyone’s favorite Monday-hating, lasagna-loving feline through a Christmas with his family. If you’ve never seen Garfield, Jon, and Odie celebrate Yuletide, use this primer…

How Well Do You Know The Lyrics To “We Three Kings?”

1. “We Three Kings, __________.”

a. Of…oh shit, it’s Matt Damon! We’d better hide behind the couch!

b. Brian, Kentavious, and Shitty Brian

Can You Prevent Brandon From Eating Too Many “Cool Ranch” Doritos At His Birthday Luau?

It’s Brandon’s birthday, and his birthday luau is in full swing! Unfortunately, Brandon has been talking about eating a frankly unhealthy amount of “Cool Ranch” flavor Doritos…

How Well Do You Know the Lyrics to Brandon Michael Lowden’s ‘I Like Birds’?

Should Have Read The Fine Print: Hana Slevin Just Accidentally Signed A Two-Year Contract To Act In A Play Called “The Amazing Herod Brazenly Murders Infants”

How Many Of These Ways Have You Ruined Brandon Lowden’s Christmas?

Do you try your best every year to ruin Brandon’s holiday spirit? Take this quiz and find out just how inconvenient you’ve been to his Christmas plans!

They Said What?! Find Out What Neil Peart, Demi Lovato, and Scott Stapp Have To Say

Clickventure: You Are A Baby. Can You Grow Up To Become 30 Year Old Brandon Michael Lowden?

Devastating: Watch This Man Find Out That Eggnog Has Eggs In It