What Is A Bad Dog, And How To Spot One

Some helpful hints to find bad dogs in our neighborhood

Despite what the liberal dog media wants you to think, not all dogs are good dogs. There are plenty of bad dogs, all bad in different ways.

Here is a list to help you know if a dog is actually a “bad” dog:

Is the dog wearing his/her collar?

It is a law. If you are not wearing a collar, Paw Enforcement might assume you are in our neighborhood illegally and you are subject to deportation. (This applies to chihuahuas, especially.)

Does the dog in question support radical terrierism?

Some dogs want to invoke Terrier Law and infringe upon the values of our neighborhood. These radical terriers might be hard to spot, but remember to stay vigilant. This is one of the biggest threats to our neighborhood today.

Is the dog a supporter of the #BlackLabsMatter movement?

The BLM movement is violent and disrespectful to Paw Enforcement. If the dog in any way supports #BlackLabsMatter, he is a bad dog.

Does the dog want to fund Planned Puppyhood, an organization that continues to murder unborn pups?

Every year, millions of unborn dogs are lost to neutering and spaying. Dog President Pooch wants to defund Planned Puppyhood, but the liberal left is making this difficult. This opposition is very bad.

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Does the dog want to take away your #RightToBite?

Our 2nd Amendment is sacred. Some bad dogs want to take that away from you.

Do they let puplitical correctness get in the way of the truth?

Some dogs are so concerned with feelings that they often lie to others and even to themselves. We see this in the liberal dog media. They want you to think every dog is a good dog. This is false. There are bad dogs, and we all need to be on the lookout for them.

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