I Want to Be A Father Someday
My grammy said, “What?! I’m getting too old for babies!”
“What you want a baby for?” my grammy asked. “Didn’t you just tell me how expensive dog food is. Now you talking ‘bout a baby!”
“I’m not gonna have the baby. I want to adopt,” I explained.
“That’s the same thing! A baby is a baby.” She worked through her theatre routine now. She kept going. “Since when…