11 thoughts you have when you get a crappy email

We’ve all had this happen. An email comes in, your blood boils, and you begin to write…

1. They said what?!
2. Where do they get off? Am I dirt?
3. *furiously types* Is that too harsh? *deletes sentence*
4. No, totally on point.
5. *types* Wait, how did I word it? It was perfect...
6. *types a couple lines* Eh, close enough.
7. Maybe I should have someone read this before I send it…?
8. *Types* hey, can you tell me if this sounds bitchy?
9. Maybe I just add “thanks!” at the bottom and it negates the pettiness.
10. Screw it. *hits sent*
11. *Thinks about it* hmmmm…
12. yep. That was a mistake.