Capitol ‘O’ opinions

It’s not a “brand,” it’s a “company.”

If I hear “circle back” one more time…

Quinoa doesn’t deserve the hipster categorization. It’s actually quite good and it’s a grain which means it’s a lot older than hipsters.

The “is a hot dog a sandwich?” debate is not a debate. STOP IT.

Waffle House is definitively the best chain breakfast place.

Mark Harmon doesn’t deserve his fame.

Always use the Oxford comma. It is not for you to use at your leisure.

Jeff Bridges — I still don’t get it. Working on it…