Ode to Vernors
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1 min readMar 2, 2017
Reasons I’m Drinking Vernors Ginger Ale:
- Hotel Minibar Lottery
- I’ve been bamboozled by waitstaff
- I couldn’t find Canada Dry, Schweppes, Seagram’s oR ANY OTHER GOD FORSAKEN TOLERABLE ALTERNATIVE- IT’S LIKE DRINKING A TALL GLASS OF GRANDPA
