The Shit You Can Do With Jars

You can use a jar for the following:

yogurt in a jar
parfait in a jar
can food in a jar
house for lightning bugs
grow plants in a jar
pencil holder
cotton ball container
vase
shelf fillers at your grandmother’s house
baby food container
salad in a jar
smoothie in a jar
bobby pin holder
center pieces
jewelry holder where everything gets twisted
jar luminaries
windchime
snow globe
cup in a restaurant*
tea lights
luminescent ornaments
fish bowl
place to hold your clipped nails
ashtray
homemade lava lamp
beehive
cupping
bathtub gin
bathtub gin with a flaming rag for a bomb
unpasteurized milk
container for your milkshake, which brings all the boys to the yard
spank bank
two girls and a jar
nuts and bolts
nutcracker
holds leftovers with mold on it
transporting bed bugs
can be used as a weapon when broken
travel urinal
storage for preserved organs
container for the maggots you find on roadkill
lifetime’s collection of discarded eyelashes
The only container wannabe hipsters need to feel creative

*by far the worst thing on this list