10 Tips For Decorating Your World War Three Bunker

Michelle Driscoll
Bullshit.IST
Published in
3 min readApr 25, 2017

Interested in spending the few days you have left on this Earth in style? Gloomy, dark bunkers are so “Cold War.” We have plenty of tips to help you live like you did back when you thought Bush was as bad as it was going to get.

  1. Throw in a white faux rug so you can feel something besides despair.

2. Invest in some plastic succulents to remind you of what nature looked like back when a Cheeto was a food and not a descriptor.

3. Add an “Inhale/ Exhale” poster to remind you to breathe in the toxic fumes polluting our once blue sky.

4. Twinkly lights will allow you to imagine the sky again. Substitute them with glow in the dark stars when your back up generators give up.

5. Install a bunch of floating shelves to really open up the 10x10 bunker, even if you have no belongings left to fill them with!

6. Hang an antique mirror so you have someone to talk to.

7. Invest in anything marble that will resemble the smoke in the air after your entire city went down in flames.

8. Keep a yoga mat as a memento from when you said “Nah, Imma stay” instead of moving to Canada.

9. Create a DIY corner for when you’re the only one left.

10. Purchase a fainting couch for whenever you think about Tuesday, November 8, 2016.

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Michelle Driscoll
Bullshit.IST

Actor/comedian from NYC but currently based in LA. I write and perform for Dreamboat Comedy at the Pack Theater and make my little videos for my little twitter.